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| Jon Tebbs - "Jon the Eye Licker"Sun, 04 Jan 2009 19:39:16 -0800 by hwagzThe latest, and possibly strangest, in the Jon Tebbs series.Snuck up on you while you were sleepingCrept quietly up to your bedCouldn't help notice the trail of drool from your mouth as I Turned over your sleepy, sleepy headI pried open your dead lifeless eyelid Quietly stuck out my tongueDiscreetly!Mad e contact with your eyeballAnd we all know what happened from thereYou're rightOn this night I licked your eyeball!I licked your eyeball!You might think that it's weird but I've seen it done many timesBut only because I videotape it every time I do it to someone I think it's hilariousIt's totally originalFor every Jack the Ripper There's a Jon the Eye LickerFor every Hannibal Lecter There's a guy with blonde hair who wants to lick your eyeball Related: jon the eye licker tebbs ricky freestyle guitar goofy coffee |
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