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| Scaring Jordyn! **READ DESCRIPTION FIRST**Thu, 08 Jan 2009 13:46:37 -0800 by SuperSecretNinjasMe(Ally) And My Friends Scaring Jordyn.Girls On Couch: Ally & BethGirl In Chair: MaeganGirl Behind Couch: GinaSORRY You Can't See Gina Scare Jordyn But Here's What Happened:Gina Hid Behind The Couch With A Plastic Knife & Was Standing There For About 3 Minutes. And We Were Laughing Hysterically Because We Said Gina Came Over When Maegan Was In The Bathroom And Jordyn Said "Yeah Maegan, There Could Be A Pedophile In Your House And You Wouldn't Know It." And She Said That While Gina Was Standing Over Her. Then Gina Poked Her With The Knife And She Turned To Me & Said "Ally Don't Poke Me." Then She Screamed. The End. Related: scaring jordyn flip video supersecretninjas | |
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| babbySarah - What a ham!Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:55:26 -0800 by wpooh915This was taken at the Bandits game. They had just scored and this is Sarah's reaction. *Notice how she winks when she points to the camera. I'm sure that's coincidental, but hysterical anyways! Related: babbysarah | |
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| What I Call Life- Chapter 6, Part 2Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:18:44 -0800 by sweetshannadeeRated PG-13Chapter 6, Part 2As the night went on, everyone but Hill got drunker and drunker. Hillary couldn't believe how retarded people acted when they were drunk, but was still a little pissed that she couldn't join in. And during one point in the evening, while everyone was listening to music and singing terribly along with it, Allison and Kevin were nowhere to be seen. Of course, Hillary was the only one who noticed. She went out into the hallway and saw Allison and Kevin making out and immediately turned back around and went into the apartment.Hillary: Ew! I can't believe she's making out with sexy Kevin, whose guts she hates! *She stood there for a second watching everyone else have fun and realized how bored she was.* Maybe just one shot will loosen me up... *She went into the dining room and poured herself a shot of Jack Daniels. Just as she was about to take the shot there was a knock on the door. She got up and opened it.*Mariya: Who's the hot guy making out with Alli?Hillary: It's Kevin... What the hell are you doing here?Mariya: I was in the neighborhood... thought I'd come over and see if I could sober up. *She looked around.* I see everyone is drunk. Why aren't you sitting on the couch laughing hysterically with everyone else?Hillary: I've sworn off alcohol. *She opened the door for Mariya to come in.*Mariya: So you're preggo! *She started walking towards the dining room where it wasn't as loud.* Join that club Shannon started...Hillary: How does everyone figure it out just coz I'm not drinking?Mariya: *She sat down at the table.* Because if you weren't pregnant, then you'd drink. Plain and simple.Hillary: *She sat down across from Mariya.* Well, dammit! Don't tell ANYONE! Only the people in this room know.Mariya: I won't tell anyone. *She looked back into the living room.* I need to come here more often! Why are there so many cute ass guys here? And why the hell didn't anyone invite me?!Hillary: I don't think Shannon wants to piss people, like your mom, off by enabling your drinking habits.Mariya: That's bullshit! Sierra is completely shit-faced and she's not even 18.Hillary: Well, if you lived here, I'm sure she wouldn't be as worried about it.Mariya: True. *She got up and went into the living room.* Hey bitches! Who are these guys?*Shannon: Mariya! Hey guys, this is me and Sierra's little sister, Mariya! *She got up and pinched Mariya's cheek.*Mariya: Dude! *She smacked Shannon's hand away.*Shannon: You're drunk! I can tell... *She was slurring.*Mariya: No thanks to you two! And I'm sobering up actually... Can't go home too drunk.Sierra: That's such bullshit... Not that I care, because now I don't have to worry about that anymore.Mariya: Well hey, if you guys don't mind, I'm gonna spend the night. Please?Shannon: I don't give a shit... what's another person? *She sat down on the couch, half on Joe's lap and fell over onto Sierra.*Allison and Kevin didn't come back in for several hours as they had gone to Kevin's car for two of those hours, since they needed a little bit more privacy for what they were doing. And by the time they got back, everyone was passed out on the couch and chair and floor and Kevin laid down on the floor using Shannon's cat's bed as a pillow. Hillary slept in Shannon's bed and Mariya had created a fort with several of Sierra's blankets under the dining room table. Allison crawled under the table and took one of Sierra's pillows from Mariya and covered herself and Mariya up before falling asleep.**70 views, 15 comments and 5 rates for the next chapter! =]] Related: jonasbrothers series fanfic sweetshannadee | |
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| Tom Hanks at CESThu, 08 Jan 2009 10:06:40 -0800 by MaraudermentTom Hanks swaggered on stage for the Sony keynote at CES today. Hysterical as ever and promoting his new film Angels and Demons, Tom Hanks read the teleprompter with jazz hands flare and brought some actual humor to the show. They also showed off some glasses that allow you to watch content while also viewing your general surroundings. Related: tom hanks ces sony howard stringer angels and demons | |
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| How To Stop A DivorceThu, 08 Jan 2009 10:03:52 -0800 by EndOurBreakUphttp://tinyurl.com/6 akgzn /First, if you were the one who made the decision to end the marriage and now you wonder, how can I stop a divorce? you should realize that youre in a much better position than most people trying to save their relationships. You'll need to swallow your pride and go to your spouse with an apology. Explain that you acted hastily and that now you regret it. Explain that you no longer want the divorce, and maybe even that you never wanted it but you spoke out of anger and you were wrong. This might seem a difficult step, but its necessary. Since you were the one to bring up the issue of divorce, your spouse might have started seriously considering and thinking that its a good idea, too. When you want to know, How to stop a divorce, you need to discover what your spouse thinks of the idea and make it clear that you were wrong. Unless theyve had a lot of time and reason to decide that you were right and divorce is the best step, you can probably save the marriage just by admitting you made a mistake. If youre wondering, How can I stop my divorce when I didnt want it in the first place, then you have your work cut out for you. You can explain, without judgment or accusations, that you think the marriage is worth saving and that you dont want a divorce. Chances are that youve done this, more than once. But the way you say it can make a difference. Its important for you to be very mature and calm about it. Thats not always easy to do. Divorce is an emotional and painful thing. But its one thing to cry while explaining that you want to stay married, and entirely another to yell or dissolve into hysterics. If you scream, accuse or point fingers at your spouse, youre giving him or her even more reason to want to get away from you. If you want to learn how to stop a divorce you have to let go of the anger and resentment you feel toward your spouse for ever suggesting it in the first place. You also have to be willing to work on your problems. You must agree that the relationship cant go back to the way it was, but must change for the better. Suggest marital counseling. Explain, I want to stop my divorce, but make it clear you know your spouse was unhappy with the way things were, and you're ready to make them better. Related: magic-of-making-up review testimonials get-back-together love boyfriend girlfriend wife husband spouse divorce rejection swingers fight make-up jealous affair cheat split breakup unfaithful ex | |
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| How To Stop A DivorceThu, 08 Jan 2009 09:45:16 -0800 by GetBackWithExhttp://tinyurl.com/6 akgzn /First, if you were the one who made the decision to end the marriage and now you wonder, how can I stop a divorce? you should realize that youre in a much better position than most people trying to save their relationships. You'll need to swallow your pride and go to your spouse with an apology. Explain that you acted hastily and that now you regret it. Explain that you no longer want the divorce, and maybe even that you never wanted it but you spoke out of anger and you were wrong. This might seem a difficult step, but its necessary. Since you were the one to bring up the issue of divorce, your spouse might have started seriously considering and thinking that its a good idea, too. When you want to know, How to stop a divorce, you need to discover what your spouse thinks of the idea and make it clear that you were wrong. Unless theyve had a lot of time and reason to decide that you were right and divorce is the best step, you can probably save the marriage just by admitting you made a mistake. If youre wondering, How can I stop my divorce when I didnt want it in the first place, then you have your work cut out for you. You can explain, without judgment or accusations, that you think the marriage is worth saving and that you dont want a divorce. Chances are that youve done this, more than once. But the way you say it can make a difference. Its important for you to be very mature and calm about it. Thats not always easy to do. Divorce is an emotional and painful thing. But its one thing to cry while explaining that you want to stay married, and entirely another to yell or dissolve into hysterics. If you scream, accuse or point fingers at your spouse, youre giving him or her even more reason to want to get away from you. If you want to learn how to stop a divorce you have to let go of the anger and resentment you feel toward your spouse for ever suggesting it in the first place. You also have to be willing to work on your problems. You must agree that the relationship cant go back to the way it was, but must change for the better. Suggest marital counseling. Explain, I want to stop my divorce, but make it clear you know your spouse was unhappy with the way things were, and you're ready to make them better. Related: magic-of-making-up review get-back-together love boyfriend girlfriend wife husband spouse divorce rejection swingers fight make-up jealous affair cheat testimonials | |
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| The Blair Witch Project - Dean StyleWed, 07 Jan 2009 19:53:38 -0800 by deanerb15A little video of Charlotte and I on a Witch Hunt.... ok, maybe not. The video started after Charlotte was running full speed, tripped and slammed her head into the door. She was crying hysterically, so I went into desperate parenting mode, and grabbed the camcorder to re-enact. Related: child funny silly blair witch project | |
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| Stranger Things Have Happend Chapter 8Wed, 07 Jan 2009 18:58:44 -0800 by rian4812After the 5 hour trip,Nick,Demi, and Miley collect their baggage and enter the packed greet and leave station. Many buff men with suites,chaffeur hates,and glasses holding up sighns with unfamiliar names stand within range."Well,I guess we gotta catch a taxi. Wanna play rock paper scissors for who pays?" Demi asks Nick and Miley."There'll be no need for that." Nick smiles,then whispers "Follow my lead."Nick approches one of the chauffers,failing to read the sighn."I see you have a sighn with my name on it. Im guessing youre my chauffer?" Nick asks.The expressionless chauffer looks back and forth from the sighn to Nick. "Your name is Besty Rane?"Nick gulps. "My mother lost a bet." He laughs nervously.The chauffer continues to stare,but then let's it go. "Where would you like me take you Mr...Betsy?"Demi and Miley stiffle a giggle. They knew well they should have taken the name,but it was too funny to watch Nick in embarrasment.Nick ignores them. "The Roosevelt Hotel,if you may."The chauffer nods and leads them to a stretch limo in the Airport parking lot. He opens the door to the back for Miley,Demi, and Nick,and closes the window division,leaving them in complete privacy. As soon as he is out of earshot,Demi and Miley burst out laughing.Nick turns red. "Alright,alright,I don't think it's that funny.""Oh,I think it's halarious Besty!" Demi manages through hysterics.He rolls his eyes. "Look,are we gonna make fun of me,or find Selena?"They both immediatly became serious. "We're in New York. We can track down the exact spot of her now." Demi informs.Nick takes out the cell phone they bought and in a few minutes,tracks Selena. "West on Fourth Street. It looks like an alley when I hit ariel image."Demi gulps loudley. "An alley?"Nick nods. "Don't worry. I'm sure she's in an alley because....she's cleaning up. You know how she's always doing 'green' things."Demi rolls her eyes. "Sure,Nick. That sounds normal. Oh,I've just been kidnapped. Let me go down to a dark alley and clean up!" She shouts."Just calm down Demi. We'll find out soon." He reassures,then taps on the closed window. The chauffer rolls it down ."How may I help you Mr. Betsy?" He says,him too fighting a smile.Nick sees Miley and Demi out of the corner of his eye giggling. "Do you know what's located in West of Fourth Street?" He asks.The chaffeur nods. "I just dropped off two passengers there. It's an outside shopping area."Miley jumps in,saying something for the first time. "Would you describe one of those passengers as a young,dark haired teen?""With a fairly large head?" The chauffer adds.Nick sighs,but nods. "Yes. That's exactly what the other passenger looked like."Demi, Nick, Miley look at eachother and smile. "I guess it was as easy as 1 2 3." Related: rian4812 | |
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| All Lynne SpearsWed, 07 Jan 2009 16:46:11 -0800 by xfeaksLynne Spears WOW http://LYNNE-SPEARS- .ismokey.com Captions from the Lynne Spears mashup interview lynne spears womanizer wonderful breastfeeding memoir daughters photo hospital spears funeral home story sleeping first storm according britneyjamie hysterically after enquirer sy star on tell all daughter magazine images custody birth spears jamie pregnant spears video . Related: getting custody jamie hospital magazine birth maddie images spears throughstorm | |
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