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hillcrest bikers pull funny joke!
Thu, 08 Jan 2009 17:58:50 -0800 by mitch0256

dumb lady stops because she thought someone got hurt. funny as hell!!!

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My KNEE
Thu, 08 Jan 2009 17:51:16 -0800 by careyproductions1

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hell on earth (bad boy/love) story ch.4
Thu, 08 Jan 2009 17:47:11 -0800 by xojonasgirlxo95

Mrs. Bayle-wella tree fell on your houseLindsay-*sits at the piano*what I dont got money to get that fixed, well I do but not for house whole fixing!(lol idk)Mrs. Bayle-ha it ok Mr. Bayle will do it for free and u can stay here if u wantLindsay-thanks but im staying somewhere else tonightMrs. Bayle-ok oh and your mom is coming to my house tomorrow if u wanna see herLindsay-NOPE! and if she asks where I am say im at my boyfriends k bye*they hang up*Joe-boyfriend?Lin dsay-I was just saying that so my mom would get mad at me and thats a reason I can run away to u and shell think that I have someone to protect me!Joe-so I can do that anywayLindsay-oh please!Joe-whos mike?Lindsay-um a weird friend*lying*Joe-oh and whats with the whole in the house thing?Lindsay-a tree fell on my house! God do u have to no everything*laughing* Joe-my bad if u want u can stay here! If u want, do u want to?Lindsay-*laughs*y eah but where would I sleep?Joe-um the guest room is dark, the couch is to not awkwardOH my room is the best chose!!Lindsay-*laug hs*ha I think not ill just sleep down here!Joe-if u get scared im here*they laugh*so can u play the piano?Lindsay-ok youre the one I gotta come to when I ever need to ask someone something ha-ha! And yeah I made a song about someone*she starts playing it and Joe sits next to her*All this time I was wastingHoping you would come aroundI've been giving out chancesEverytime and all you do is let me downAnd it's taken me this longBaby but I've figured you outAnd you thinking we'll be fine againBut not this time aroundYou don't have to call anymoreI won't pick up the phoneThis is the last strawDon't want to hurt anymoreAnd you can tell me that you're sorryBut I don't believe you baby Like I did beforeYou're not sorryNo, no, no, noLooking so innocentI might believe youIf I didn't knowCould have loved you all my lifeIf you had'nt left me waiting In the coldAnd you've got your share of secretsAnd I'm tired of being last to knowAnd now you're asking me to listen'Cause it's worked each time beforeBut you don't have to call anymoreI won't pick up the phoneThis is the last strawDon't want to hurt anymoreAnd you can tell me that you're sorryBut I don't believe you baby Like I did beforeYou're not sorryNo, no, ohYou're not sorryNo, no, ohYou had me crawling for you honeyAnd it never would have gone away, noYou used to shine so brightBut I watched all of it fadeSo you don't have to call anymoreI won't pick up the phoneThis is the last strawThere's nothing left to beg forAnd you can tell me that you're sorryBut I don't believe you baby Like I did beforeYou're not sorryNo, no, ohYou're not sorryNo, no, oh... Joe-wow youre great!!Lindsay-thank s*a tear went down her cheek but she wiped it away before Joe saw but he did*um im just gonna watch TV by my self if it okJoe-hay this is like ur new home do what ever u want, Ill be up stars if u need me!*he leaves and she looks out the window and it stopped raining*wow thatsawkward!!*she sits on the couch and watches TV for 5 minutes*omg I cant get him off my mind!! Am I like in love with him or what?!Who is she talking about?Whos the song about?Find out ch.5!!! Comments!!

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*The Treadmill Disaster*
Thu, 08 Jan 2009 17:46:10 -0800 by MidnighttxXSkittle

**my brother getting hurt on the treadmill.):**also my other sis's && bro's

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funny jogger getting hurt
Thu, 08 Jan 2009 17:45:58 -0800 by AzzDogga13

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Jackass Silde LoL
Thu, 08 Jan 2009 17:45:41 -0800 by URBOIBRAZY

Did not see the rock hell yea it hurt

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Sorry~A Jonas Brothers Love Story Chapter 25 pt 2
Thu, 08 Jan 2009 17:43:19 -0800 by jessluvshsm202

Joe:Jess. I really am sorry. I didnt want you to find out like that.She turned around with tears in her eyes. My first instinct was to go up to her and wipe them away and tell her everything was ok.Jess:Why? Why did you lie? Why did you lead me on like that?Joe: That phone call was Taylor saying that she was in town. And me and Taylor had become close. And she wanted to hang out. I didnt think that I would actually ask her to be my girlfriend.Jess: Well that makes me feel better.She said sarcastically.Joe:Je ss please let me finish. I didnt want to hurt you. Because I care about you.Jess: But you dont like me.Joe: You know thats not true.Jess: Well you have a funny way of showing it. How would you have liked it if I had gone behind your back with Lets say Tyler. We have been friends for a while now. What if he decided to ask me to be his girlfriend? And I say yes. After me and you kissed. And not just once or twice. After all that we went through. The kiss in the rain. After we both confessed that it meant something to us. How would you feel if I went off and got a boyfriend? Huh?Not good thats for sure. Joe:Jess. Im sorry. I really am. I dont want to lose you.Jess:Ha. Well you lost that chance.Joe: Please just understand. I was confused. Have you ever liked two girls at one time?Jess:No I dont like girls like that Joe.Joe:You know what I mean. Have you ever liked two guys at one time and not know what to do?Jess:No. I dont do that to people.Joe:Jess. I dont want you to give up on us.Jess:Joe there is no us. There is a you and Taylor but there is no you and me.Joe:I want there to be. Jess:Im not going to be your side girl Joe. Im not going to be there when you feel like it.Joe:Jess I want us to be friends. Right now Taylor is making me happy.Jess:And I didnt?She looked genuinely hurt. Crap thats not what I meant.Joe:Jess thats not what I meant.Jess:Well thats what you said.Joe:You made me very happy.Jess:But it just wasnt enough.Joe:Jessica you know its not like that!I yelled at her. She looked scared and backed away.Joe:Jessica wait. Please just give me a chance to be your friend. I cant not have you in my life.Jess:how do I know I can trust you again?Joe:Please. Just give it a chance.She sighed.Jess:Fine. If your happy then Im happy. I just want you to be happy. But your going to have to gain my trust back and it might take a while.Joe:Thats all I ask.I went up to her and wrapped my arms around her. She buried her head in my chest. I smelled her hair which smelled like vanilla. I didnt want this moment to end. I was falling for her but right now It was going to take a lot to gain her trust back. So being friends was all I could do. Plus I couldnt hurt Taylor. I had to convince myself that this is how it was supposed to be. At least for now. She pulled away and walked back inside. I followed her. Everyone stared at us. At that time Taylor walked down. Jessica stood next to me and I saw her tense up. Taylor came up to me and wrapped her arm around me. Jessica tried to look away and avoid any contact but Taylor had other plans.

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Julian Killed
Thu, 08 Jan 2009 17:40:28 -0800 by Bizkitchick8769

Poor kid we really almost killed him... But no one was hurt and he is fine!!!

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Thu, 08 Jan 2009 17:39:13 -0800 by JoeAndJakeProduction

GETTING HURT WITH BALLS

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My chance with a jobro (And i am going for it!)-chapter 16
Thu, 08 Jan 2009 17:38:28 -0800 by wittlelady562

I couldnt see them at first intil I looked more to the right, there by the wall I saw joe telling lucy something in his 'I am an angel, love me!' act. She let him embrace her in a hug and then she started crying? At least I think she was. Her head was bobbing up and down on his sholder. He reached up and grabbed her face, he is going to kiss her!, I had to stop this. But I didnt want to move because i had to see what was going to happen next. Her body didnt really have a response to him. Good sign. She just stood there and let him do what ever he wanted with her, why wasnt she stopping him, we talked about this! He grabbed her ass and picked her up, she had to hold on or she would fall backwards and land on her head, but it still pissed me off. He brought her to the table and felt her up. Again, why wasnt she stopping him! After about 5 seconds she came to her senses and pulled away. She said a few words and started her way back to the bus. Joe looked hurt and disappointed, good. I watched lucy whimper as she thought about what just happened, how could she even do that to me?! I slowly moved my eyes back to joe and to my surprise he was staring right at me. he looked angry but a little jealus too, I have never seen him look like that before. I quickly shut the curtains, the truth was that look was kind of scaring me. I really think he wanted to murder me. Why? Why would he want to murder me? Unless...no she didnt. she couldnt have. Why would lucy tell joe about us? Was that what made her cry?Lucy opened the bus door and came in, she tried not to look at me and walked straight to the washroom. Joe came on the bus a few seconds lator, but he seemed back to normal, almost happy now.---------------- -------------------- --------- this is insanity eh? jucy is slowly being ripped up by the dogs, soon there will be nothing left :(

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Sorry~A Jonas Brothers Love Story Chapter 25 pt 1
Thu, 08 Jan 2009 17:38:06 -0800 by jessluvshsm202

Joe POVWe got to the girls apartment and I rang the doorbell. Please let Jessica be here. Nick came to the doorNick:Oh ummm your not Jessica.Joe:No is she not here?Nick:No we dont know where she is.I started to panick on the inside. Where could she be? She could be anywhere and it was all my fault.Joe:Oh well we will wait for her. I need to Apologize.Nick:I dont know..Joe:Please.Nic k: Ok come in.I walked in and the tension was great. I think that Taylor noticed so she asked where the bathroom was. Melanie pointed it out and took her spot back at the table as Taylor went upstairs.Joe:SoMelan ie:Your dead to me.Nick:Melanie. I know your mad at him but he is still my brother.Melanie:Nick he hurt MY sister.Joe:I never wanted to. And I know I dont deserve her forgiveness but I dont think I can go without even being friends with her.Kevin:well dont you think you made that choice yesterday?Ally:I swear if anything happened to her-We heard the door open and there was Jessica with another guy. That didnt make me happy at all. Why was I angry? She stopped talking to him when she saw me.Jess:what is he doing here?Nick:umm he uhI cut him off.Joe:I came to aplogize. Jessica, please, we need to talk.Jessica:I told you I dont want to talk to you.Nick:So I see you called John fast.John:actually she was running and bumped into me. I bought her lunch and she told me what was wrong.So he knew everything. I looked at Jessica and she was looking everywhere but me.Ally:Oh how cute. You guys and meeting bumping into eachother.Joe:Thats how me and Jessica met.Melanie:Well it doesnt matter now does it?It was my turn to look down.Jess:Im sorry I didnt get your calls. My phone was on silent. As soon as I saw them we came here.I love how she added the we. John took her hand and squeezed it. She looked at him and gave him a small smile. I dont like this guy.Jess:Well Im going to show him my room.Wait what? Yeah right. I cant let that happen. Theyll just go up there to make out.Joe:Wait. Please Jessica can I talk to you?Jessica looked at me.Jess:Fine. Talk. I looked around at everyone who was looking at us.Joe:Alone? Please.Jessica walked out onto the balcony. I followed her. She walked to the side overlooking the city. I closed the door behind us.

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nervsounds gold app review
Thu, 08 Jan 2009 17:37:40 -0800 by IronReviewer

This is the gold version of nervsounds. Click here to see my review of nervsounds and here the sounds that i didnt put on this video( as well as two diffrent apps)http://www.yout ube.com/watch?v=LldZ HxbuPtsI definitly recommend getting this if you loved nervsounds and want to pay 1.99 for annoying sounds

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SlipKnot - Before I Forget
Thu, 08 Jan 2009 17:36:10 -0800 by OneAndOnlyMusicGroup

Lyrics:Stapled shut, inside an outside world and I'mSealed in tight, bizarre but right at homeClaustrophobic, closing in and I'mCatastrophic, not againI'm smeared across the page, and doused in gasolineI wear you like a stain, yet I'm the one who's obsceneCatch me up on all your sordid little insurrections,I've got no time to lose, and I'm just caught up in all the cattleFray the stringsThrow the shapesHold your breathListen!I am a world before I am a manI was a creature before I could standI will remember before I forgetBEFORE I FORGET THAT!I'm ripped across the ditch, and settled in the dirt and I'mI wear you like a stitch, yet I'm the one who's hurtPay attention to your twisted little indiscretionsI've got no right to win, I'm just caught up all the battlesLocked in clutchPushed in placeHold your breathListen!I am a world before I am a manI was a creature before I could standI will remember before I forgetBEFORE I FORGET THAT!I am a world before I am a manI was a creature before I could standI will remember before I forgetBEFORE I FORGET THAT!My endIt justifies my meansAll I ever do is delayMy every attempt to evadeThe end of the road and my endIt justifies my meansAll I ever do is delayMy every attempt to evadeTHE END OF THE ROAD!I am a world before I am a manI was a creature before I could standI will remember before I forgetBEFORE I FORGET THAT!I am a world before I am a manI was a creature before I could standI will remember before I forgetBEFORE I FORGET THAT!I am a world before I am a manI was a creature before I could standI will remember before I forgetBEFORE I FORGET THAT!Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahYeah, yeah, yeah, OH!

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Andrea Bocelli ~ In-Canto-
Thu, 08 Jan 2009 17:33:33 -0800 by 08Lifeambassador

Title: In-CantoArtist: Andrea BocelliAlbum: Amore*************** LYRICS: IN ITALIAN and ENGLISHITALIAN: IN-CANTOGiuseppe Vessicchio / Bruno LanzaRosa dautunno, rosa colorataRosa sciupata, rosa maltrattataPer quale inganno non sei più sicuraSe stringo le tue spine fra le maniPosso sentire forte il tuo dolorePiù fa male più cresce lamoreDi più . . . di più...In cantoIo chiedo allamore, quellombra nel cuoreBagnala di soleE il nuovo sorriso sarò solo io, ioE lei sarà la musica che cantoCosì portrà amarmi ancora amandoEd io potrò averlaE resterà per sempre in cantoRosa tradita, rosa calpestataTi strapperò dal cuore la pauraE insieme a me ti sentirai sicuraDi più . . . di più...In cantoIo chiedo allamore, quellombra nel cuoreBagnala di soleE il nuovo sorriso sarò solo io, ioE lei sarà la musica che cantoCosì portrà amarmi ancora amandoEd io potrò tenerlaE resterà per sempre in canto.************** ******ENGLISH: IN SONGRose of autumn, discolored roseBlighted rose, ill-used roseWhat betrayal has left you thus unsure?If I grasp your thorns in my handsI can feel the strength of your pain;The more it hurts the more love growsMore .... and more .....In song,I ask of love that shadow in my heart,Oh bathe it in sunlight!And I, I am alone in a different smileand she will be the music that I sing,and so she will love me, loving still,and I will have her and she will be foreverin song.Rose betrayed, rose trodden underfootI will wrest the fear out of your heartAnd by my side you will feel safe,Ever more so ..... and more.In songI ask of love that shadow on my heart,Oh bathe it in sunlight!And I, I am alone in a different smileand she will be the music that I sing,and so she will love me, loving still,and I will have her and she will be foreverin song.

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What Hurts the Most (Josh Hutcherson Video Slideshow)
Thu, 08 Jan 2009 17:31:34 -0800 by musicguy209

A Video I made for Josh Hutcherson using the song What Hurts the Most by Cascada. Thanks to the site I got the pics from and I hope u guys enjoy the video.

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Thu, 08 Jan 2009 17:27:58 -0800 by bellalunarena



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Miley & Demi - What hurts the most [official music video]
Thu, 08 Jan 2009 17:17:28 -0800 by TheCharmdSlayer

Miley & Nick was together, Nick left her for Selena.Demi & Joe was together, Joe cheated on her with a 'nobody' & left town.This is supposed to look like a music video, not a 'fan video'.That's why I didn't really care for any Nick/Joe related videos!Miley quote:"And having so much too say, and watching you walk away "Demi quote:"I'm not afraid too cry every now in a while, even though going on with you gone still upsets me"Disclaimer: I don't own any of the media used in this video!Made for fun, never profit.

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?????? ???????? [Ti Scattero Una Foto] [BL]
Thu, 08 Jan 2009 17:16:35 -0800 by TeamJAMB

So if I didn't make an AMV to this song I think I might have died. It's a few years old, but it's still my all-time favorite romantic song, and I think the lyrics REALLY match Lelouch and Suzaku well. Here are the (roughly translated) lyrics: Ill take a picture of you. I will remember anyway and I know you dont want me to.I will call you because you wont answer.It makes me laugh now, thinking of you like you were a gameAnd realizing that Ive lost you, Ill take another picture of you.Because you are so little and you could slip from my hands.And the days that were already far away will turn into years. [CHORUS]And youll forget me.When it rains, the skyline and the houses make me remember youAnd it will be so beautifulBecause happiness and pain have the same taste with you. I would just like for the night to go away fast, and suddenly everything you have from me not to come back.And I want love and all the attention you know how to give.And I want indifference if youll ever want to hurt me. And Ive recognized you in a strangers look.But even if you were here Id feel you distant.What could this small feeling mean,When you are my greatest dream, my worst nightmare. We are sons of different worlds, but we have a single memorythat erases and draws the same story. [CHORUS]The memory is not enough anymore.Now I want you to come back.And it will be so beautifulBecause happiness and pain have the same taste,The same taste as yours. I would just like for the night to pass fast,And suddenly everything you have from me not to come back.And I want love and all the attentions you know how to give. And I want indifference if youll ever want to hurt me.And I want indifference if youll ever want to hurt me.Song: 'Ti Scattero Una Foto' by Tiziano FerroAnime: 'Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion' by Taniguchi/Okouchi/Su nrise/etc.AMV by B of TeamJAMB!

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Let's play pinocchio finale - splinters hurt...
Thu, 08 Jan 2009 17:14:56 -0800 by Kurtsoft

hello, and welcome to let's play pinocchio! after further research into the game (read looked it up on gamefaqs) i discovered what the various items do. all credit for this goes to the user Shadowfax. i hope you dont mind (none of the rest are my words)Q: What are those little caps, books and wands for? A: Collect a number of caps (the number varies with different levels of difficulty) andyou'll get a free extra life. You can see that it's absurdly easy to get more lives :) I don't know what the books do - they don't seem to do anything. Wands are for replenishing your HP. Q: Does playing in Hard Mode make any difference?A: No. In my opinion, it's still the same, except that there are moreirritating birds and boys that throw stuff at you, and the number of items required for certain bonuses and things are higher. INSIDE MOBY DICKSee that icon at the lower right-hand corner of your screen? If you're playingEasy Mode, you only have to collect one of those timber thingies to light the lamp.If you're in Hard Mode, you've got to collect ten of them. In Medium, five will do. You'll know when it's enough when the icon starts to flash.http://www.gam efaqs.com/portable/g ameboy/file/585852/1 0863

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