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| My Montage 12/26/08Thu, 08 Jan 2009 19:16:56 -0800 by animalluvr3**OK GUYS sorrry i didn't post the 2nd one until now but i had no responses so i really didn't have a reason to write lol jk but tell me if you like itt.? Thanxx.**Last time Joe went to return Nick's notebook & found him having sex with some girl. and we still don't know her name.. any guesses.? haha lets see what happendss...Nick: *Putting his clothes on as fast as he can* J-Joe I Can ExplainJoe: SAVE IT NICHOLAS. *looks over at the girl but cant see her face* And YOU. GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! Girl: S-Sorry *Climbs out the window*Joe: *recognizes her voice* DEMI?! Nick You slept with Demi?!Nick: Look it's not what you think Joe she's changed she's not like she used to beJoe: Whatever i'm gonna go drop off miley at home and i'll deal with you later.*He goes downstairs and takes miley home and is driving back to the house***JOE'S P.O.V.**I can't believe nick! Ohhh he's gonna get it when i get home and it couldn't be any other girl? Why Demi? WHY WHY WHY. Ugh I need to get my head straight. **he pulls up to the house and finds nick sitting on the couch in the dark**Joe: Nick i think we need to talkNick: Look i already said i was sorry so its whateverJoe: what do you mean its whatever. you were having sex. my little brother was having sex with some slut and i had to see it. how do you think that makes me feel? especially when you had a purity ring. i thought you were a virgin nick. i dont want you to make the same mistake kevin made.Nick: yeah well i haven't been a virgin since i was 12Joe: *stares at him in shock* what happened to you?Nick: look nobody's perfect [A/N: Hannah Montana! lol k im done] ok and we can't all be you. your such a good boy joe and you know you can get any girl you want but you choose to be mr nice guy and keep your virginity until your 30Joe: uhh i choose to be pure because i want to save my virginity until marraige and im not gonna be 30!Nick: well you might as well never have sex joe, you dont know what your missing *playfully pokes him*Joe: *mad* No! Ok im not a manwhore and i just..wana save it for the right time. maybe not until i get married but at least with someone i love and witha girl that i actually know the lastname to.Nick: what the hell's that supposed to mean?!Joe: oh c'mon nick you hardly know the girl. whats her lastname?Nick: Pshh it's..well you know it's uh well it sarts with a "W"!Joe: WRONG. Her lastname is Lovato smart oneNick: whatever im going out for a walk i'll see you later Hoe-i mean Joe.Joe: *pushes him out the door and locks it then sits on the couch*...WOW i have no life. *sighs* *gets his phone out and calls miley*(Ringing)Miley : Hello?Joe: Hey Shmilerz (smiles to himself)Miley: Hey Joey what's up? (smiles to herself)Joe: umm do you wanna come over and just watch a movie with me or something?Miley: *gets excited* *thinking now's my chance* umm yeah sure i'll be right over *hangs up and leaves****10 minutes later***(Doorbell Rings)Joe opens it...Miley: Hey! (smiles)Joe: Hey Miless (smiles back) Come inMiley: Sooo what movie did you wanna watch?Joe: well i was thinking a horror flick but your the guest so you pickMiley: a horror flick sounds good to me (smiles)Joe: (laughs) ok did you have one in mind?Miley: how about..The Unborn?! [A/N: i know it's not in theatres yet but i wanna see it :P]Joe: Sure. i'll go get some popcorn and some drinks just make yourself at homeMiley: Ok Joey *sits on the couch and sees a blanket* (smiles to herself) *thinking PERFECT* ***5 minutes leter***(Joe)* comes back with the stuff and sits next to miley on the couch ****30 minutes into the movie*** (a scary part comes on and miley cuddles closer to joe and buries her face into his chest)Joe: (smiles and puts his arm around her)*scary part* Miley: Oh My Gosh Ahh!!!! (screams)Joe: *jumps up because miley scared him and they bump heads*(Miley & Joe) : OWWJoe: sorryMiley: no its my fault (laughs) sorry*joe is just staring at her*Miley: umm joe? do i have something on my face?*joe's thinking "now's the right time"**he heads toward her lips*Miley: (moves her head closer)************* ******************** ******************** ****WHATS GONNA HAPPEN? ARE THEY GONNA KISS? MAKEOUT? BUMP HEADS AGAIN? LOL FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON (Joe & Miley) Amazing Love Story :) Related: joe miley onetruemedia |
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| Pickles SongThu, 08 Jan 2009 19:16:20 -0800 by weasel945Song about pickles I did the singing and guitar, I'm not good at playing guitar while singing so I messed up a lot Lyrics: PicklesEat your picklesThe plantIs dick shappedRespect the pickleFarmersWho grow picklesAre awesomePickles are actually bacteria filled CucumbersWho make special pickles like:RuffledSkin-les sSweet dillCan't get enoughof pickles (repeat 5 times)Outro:I would like to order a Whopperextra picklesI mean loaded up with picklesHow much did you say it is?$6! why?You put how many pickles on it? thats whyTaste great!Whats this little tan thing inside of it?A bun?what is that made of?Bread!?Bread isn't pickles! Related: rock pickle guitar |
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| coachesThu, 08 Jan 2009 19:15:49 -0800 by gchoopstry to figure out how to upload clear vid. any suggestions? Related: coaches |
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| Studio for rent West 87th Street, NYCThu, 08 Jan 2009 19:15:26 -0800 by nycaptguyRent $1,400 Web id 961752Southern expousre WBFP, lots of closets, separate kitchen, high ceilings and hardwood floors. For More info call Richard(BKR) @212-277-5530 or To View other great apartments I've seen Click Here: http://www.cohensmit hchang.com/agents/ag ent.php?cid=18Learn how to earn extra money in your spare time on the internet,To learn more Click Here: http://rcannon1.sile ntsale.hop.clickbank .net Related: ny city share roommate |
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| Intervention(a jemi story) DAY 7Thu, 08 Jan 2009 19:15:26 -0800 by LoveStories109Kev:*sighs*thanks*ev eryone went home asleep*~The next morning~~In Zac and Taylor's room~Taylor:*woke up and trying not to wake up Zac and goes on the computer**she signed on to myspace*Taylor's blog:This place sucks!I can't believe my parents made me come to intervention!!!But the good thing is that I met this really cute guy name Zac,I'm trying to quit the drugs.But can't.I think I'm gonna ask him out.-Taylor*end of blogging*Taylor:*sig hed and walked in the hallway*Joe:Taylor?W hat are you doing up so early?Taylor:*jumped *Joe!You scared me!*laughed*I'm an early riser I guess*smiles*Joe:*sm iles back*Oh*laughs*Since your up wanna get something to eat before circle time?Taylor:Um*looks at zac who's sleeping*okJoe:*smil es and goes down stairs**they've been talking and getting to know each other,Taylor is starting to like Joe,and Joe is starting to like Taylor,but almost forgot Demi*Taylor:*laughs* Your really funny Joe!Joe:Haha thanks*remembers about Demi*~With Demi~Demi:*wakes up and doesn't see Joe and gets confused*~With Taylor and Joe~Taylor:*laughs again and kisses him*Joe:*kisses back*~With Demi~Demi:*thinking: Where did Joe go?Hm..I kinda felt bad for Joe when I said we wanted to be friends.I think I'm gonna ask him"Joe,I felt really bad about hurting you the other day,and I was wondering if you wanna go out"Yes!That's good now I just have to look for him**walks out the door and sees Taylor and Joe kissing*Taylor:*kiss ing Joe*Demi:*gets teary and sad and just stands there in the hallway and goes back in the room crying*~With Demi~Demi:*crying*Se lena:*comes in*Demi?I heard you crying what's wrong?Demi:*wipes tears*Um..nothingSel ena:Are you sure?Demi:Ok,ok*tell s her everything*Selena:Wo w I'm really sorry!and he said he loves you?Demi:*nods*and I was about to go downstairs and tell him how I really feel but now Taylor caught him by the mouth.*covers her face*Selena:Its ok,listen you can sleep in my room for now on?*smiles*Demi:Ok*g rabs ALL her stuff and moves into Sel's room*~In Sel's room~Selena:OK,demi you can sleep on the floor for now onDemi:k*Miley walks over to them*Miley:Eww Demi!Why are you hanging out with puke girl here?You supposed to be cutting yourself*giggles*Sel ena:*looks at Demi*You know what!*about to attack her but Demi pulled her back before she even said anything*Demi:OK selena!Remember what Lizzy said?Control yourself!Just leave the slut alone!Miley:What did you call me?Demi:A slut!why?Miiley:I am NOT a slut ok!Won't you just go back to your room and leave me alone!Demi:If your not a slut then why are you acting like one???Miley:errr*abo ut to attack but Nick hold er back*Nicky????Nick:* sigh*Hi*turns to Demi*Your welcome to stay with us Demi*Smiles*Demi:Tha nks Nick*hugs him*Selena & Miley:*getting jealous*Miley:OK!OK! That's enough he's w/ me!Selena:*rolls eyes*~With Joe and Tay~Taylor:*pulls away*WOWJoe:*kinda grossed out*Sorry that was a BIG mistake so let's just pretend that never happened ok?*about to walk away but Taylor grabs him*Taylor:Don't leave!!I LOVED it!!So does that mean we're together??Joe:Sorry Taylor,I don't like youTaylor:Then why did you kiss me back???Joe:To shut you up!*annoyed*Taylor:L ook Joe*gets mad*LET'S JUST FORGET THAT "DEMI" GIRL AND COME WITH ME!*grabs his arm*LET'S GO TO MY ROOM!Joe:No thanks*pulls away*I'm gonna find Demi*walks away*Taylor:Urgh!!!I need some help!*thinks*Ah I got it!AJ!What is Taylor gonna do?IS Jemi meant to be?I know this is off topic butWho's drawing do you like better?a)Demib)Selc) Ashleyd)AJ or Taylorthe pictures are in the vid Related: jemi kashley nelena |
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| YESThu, 08 Jan 2009 19:13:40 -0800 by c1own74Z learned how to say yes today! Related: mvi 0697 |
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| High School Horrors e7 s1Thu, 08 Jan 2009 19:11:56 -0800 by danakaychasonHigh School Horrors e7 s1Kinda short but o well. I open the message, and I think about it, and I am not even her friend on here, how did she message me? Huh. I dont know. Well here is what it said. *** So, have you cleaned off your garage door yet? Do you think I did a good job? I think I did. Sorry about the scare, I didnt mean for my friends to break in the door, but I didnt care. *** All I feel is anger, and rage. I just want to punch her in the face! Ughh! I hate her! And to note, I hate her friends too. All I want right now is Taylor . I wish I didnt send him off, but its too late. So I just turn to my friends. All I can say is just leave it alone, and she will go screw herself later. We go upstairs and start picking out clothes for tomorrow. .. I think we did well, I am going to wear my favorite pair of jeans some shirt that doesnt matter because I am going to wear my Tinker bell hoodie WITH my favorite, yellow rocket dogs. I am hoping we go to the movies to see yes man. I cant wait to see that movie. Okay this is where this story gets freaky slash crazy slash CLIFFHANGER! *** I am asleep and I am like totally drugged out from a muscle relaxer and I just keep hearing this tapping and it is so annoying! Wait! There is someone tapping on the window! Holy shit! Holy Shit! I roll over onto Charla and wake her up and make her look and see who it is but she was being a butt head and wouldnt wake up so I crawl over to Alexis and wake her up, thanks goodness she wakes up and she gets up to see who it is. It ends up being the Jonas boys and TAYLOR! Ahhhh! I cant believe that they are over here now! When I am like drugged out and I am in my pajamas, my hair doesnt look good, I dont enough makeup on. Blah! So we are sitting here in the quietness of my bedroom. I dont even know what to say, I am just like amazed that Taylor is sitting here next to me holding my hand and I love it when I look at my friends and they are so happy with the jobros. I have to pee so I tell them that and I leave. I walk out and Kevin is standing there smiling at me. **What?** **O nothing I just wanted to use the bathroom and get out of there, it became a make out party right when you left.** **What! Ehhh.**Well I guess I wasnt the life of the party. I go back in there and everyone is looking out of the window. I go over there and they tell me, they are watching the creepy neighbor that is always looking out the window to our house. I see like 2 shadows in the mirror , and then all of a sudden I hear a scream, I am not sure where it came from but I am starting to get freaked out until I see something splatter on the window. Related: jonas brothers fanfic |
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