Randamity: Back for 2009. I'm not promising better.
Mon, 05 Jan 2009 14:20:27 -0800 by CWArkansas

http://cwarkansas.co mI'm back! Yay! I ate a banana for my snack today! Wheeee!! My new years resolution is to make sure nobody else on youtube EVER says I look pregnant. Becasue I'm definitely not.In other news, Super Bowl Commercials go to a whole new dimension this year, Tom Cruise was an illiterate high schooler, A Spears kid manages to marry outside the family, Mariah Carey gets paid $1 Million smacka-roos to sing four songs, and Jennifer Aniston prefers dogs to men. What's the difference?!!

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Randamity: Best of 2008
Wed, 31 Dec 2008 12:25:14 -0800 by CWArkansas

http://cwarkansas.co mOh, what a year it has been! From breakdowns to babies, unplanned pregnancies, scandals, people deciding they're gay, and everything else in between.

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Randamity: Coke or Jail? I think I'll have the chicken!
Tue, 30 Dec 2008 14:03:43 -0800 by CWArkansas

http://cwarkansas.co mA man decides to go to jail instead of paying $1.57 for his soda, Kim Kardashian is the #1 Googled celeb of 2008, and a stupid criminal writes his robbery demands...on his pay slip. It's like you're asking for us to come and find you!Plus, doctors advise Angelina Jolie to quit having babies, Tom Cruise wants 10 kids, and Bristol Palin pops out another weirdly named Palin child.

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Randamity: Random News Monday
Tue, 30 Dec 2008 06:06:16 -0800 by CWArkansas

http://cwarkansas.co mMy computer sucks! But I managed to make it work long enough to look up some random news. I figured that was a good way to kick off the week.Did everyone have a lovely holiday? Okay, good.Anyway, a family finds $10,000 in a box of crackers, the US is expecting cyber terrorism to go up in the next 5 years, bullies get creative by giving their enemies traffic tickets, big boobs are way out of style, and eating breakfast makes you less of a hooker.

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Randamity: Happy Santa Week!
Tue, 23 Dec 2008 11:59:02 -0800 by CWArkansas

http://cwarkansas.co mWell, it's that time again. I'm not taking off a full two weeks like I did last year (dangit! spent all my vacation time on...my three weeks worth of vacation i already had) but I will be gone until monday. Here's the last video before I go to tide you over, if you want to see what I'm up to at home I'll be tweeting away so @AJisTwittery me!In today's show: A man conjurs up some total FAIL by breaking his leg while playing guitar hero, Paris says she knows who broke into her house, Britney's dad gives himself a $6,000/month raise, and Mary-Kate Olsen manages to look homeless while insulting those of us who are actually suffering from the recession. Awesome!

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Randamity: May your Monday smell like Whopper
Mon, 22 Dec 2008 13:39:24 -0800 by CWArkansas

http://cwarkansas.co mBe careful with those wii-motes! They cause 10 injuries a week, according to doctors. Which is still less than your little sister causes, so I guess its okay.Montana wants you to send back (or kill) your frogs, Michigan passes a "No Annoying" rule (awesome!) and Amy Winehouse decides that she has a future in reality competition television. Plus, why Paris got robbed and PETA loves Oprah. Despite her affinity for cheeseburgers.

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Randamity: Rudolph is such a girly name
Fri, 19 Dec 2008 13:51:42 -0800 by CWArkansas

http://cwarkansas.co mOne veterinarian thinks that all of Santa's reindeer are girls...well, that makes sense since they're the only ones that will stop for directions.Plus, Khloe Kardashian would rather go naked than wear fur...SOMETIMES, Papa Spears knows best when it comes to Brit-Brit, and Paris Hilton gets robbed. No, they didn't take her BFF. *WHEW*And don't worry, you still have time to bid on Scarlett Johannson's snot rag on ebay. WOOHOO!!!!!Anything else? Not that I can think of...okay, we're done here then.

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Randamity: Changing the economy one video at a time
Thu, 18 Dec 2008 14:13:12 -0800 by CWArkansas

http://cwarkansas.co mStrapped for cash this Christmas? Here's an idea...get a JOB instead of ROBBING PEOPLE. Plus, a the boxer face robber, Time's Person of 2008, Fox News' favorite couples of 2008, and who Simon Cowell wants to see on American Idol next season.

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Randamity: Finally....
Wed, 17 Dec 2008 14:18:53 -0800 by CWArkansas

http://cwarkansas.co mOkay, so monday the internet crapped out and never came back, tuesday we were off because we had a snow day, so FINALLY I'm back online today!I have no idea what the show is about. I hope you enjoy it.

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Randamity: FRIDAY!
Fri, 12 Dec 2008 15:06:45 -0800 by CWArkansas

I would've uploaded this sooner, but I spent the last hour watching youtube videos of pug puppies. Oops.

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Randamity: Yes, I sang a weird song today.
Thu, 11 Dec 2008 13:23:37 -0800 by CWArkansas

http://cwarkansas.co mYou remember the dude who took a bath at BK? Now, meet three girls who took a bath together at KFC! You'll never look at fried chicken the same. For multiple reasons.Plus - Jennifer Aniston gets naked for attention (I'm pretty sure that's what she wants, right?), Taylor Lautner might not return for the second Twilight Movie (Yeah I know, New Moon) and Marissa Tomei gets her stripper skills from The Rock of Love! Sweet!And which up-and-coming Hollywood starlet is on the pill after a pregnancy scare? I'll guess, you guess...I guess we'll see!!

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Randamity: Brit back on top (pun intended?!)
Thu, 11 Dec 2008 06:23:54 -0800 by CWArkansas

http://cwarkansas.co mThe latest Gossip Girl cast members who are smooching in real life raise some serious issues with me! 8 years difference? Yeah, I know you guys PLAY High Schoolers on TV but give me a break.Plus, Tila Tequila is a published author! And seriously, when I tried to download the picture, my computer was like, "Scanning for Viruses..." and it took a loooong time. Almost shut the whole system down. LOL!And Britney Spears is back on top with a new album, Brad Pitt loves his non-wife, and his kid who's trying to blow up earth, and Khloe Kardashian is desperately trying to tell everyone that SHE'S a nobody too, just like big sister Kim! Pay attention!!!And yeah this is late but YouTube sucks. I can't babysit it while it uploads! Dumb YT.

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Randamity: The Kiss of Deaf
Tue, 09 Dec 2008 14:08:08 -0800 by CWArkansas

http://cwarkansas.co mA dude kisses his girlfriend so hard she goes deaf, a woman tries to smuggle a monkey into the US by pretending she's pregnant with it, and just a hint - don't smoke your weed when cops are around.Plus, Kid Rock wants to fight Peta, Oprah says she's fallen off the weight wagon (haven't we all?) and Britney's Circus video is actually animal abuse. DUH!!!

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Randamity: Pam Anderson looks like she got hit in the face with a burger.
Mon, 08 Dec 2008 14:11:03 -0800 by CWArkansas

http://cwarkansas.co mA dude assaults his girlfriend with a cheeseburger, Crocs are fugly and dangerous so quit wearing them, Pam Anderson forgets pants, Wino's husband wants more $$$$, Suri Cruise has too many toys, and Coco is the freaking scariest looking woman I've ever seen.Plus, I know I said AUDREY instead of AUBREY, but she's a nobody so who cares? I'm dyslexic sometimes. When I'm tired or really full.

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Randamity: Did you fall in? No, really.
Fri, 05 Dec 2008 14:38:50 -0800 by CWArkansas

http://cwarkansas.co mThe duggars are televising their 18th baby, a woman falls in the toilet, literally, a man gets in trouble for using a "display only" toilet, a woman finds 14 snakes in her bedroom, and some dancing nuns. Plus - are clean people nicer than dirty ones?

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Randamity: Lipo + Pregnancy = Not so good
Thu, 04 Dec 2008 13:22:22 -0800 by CWArkansas

http://www.cwarkansa s.comDid Jamie Lynn Spears have liposuction while she was pregnant? Amy Wino's husband is already headed back to jail, and Madonna manages to make a Louis Vuitton bag look like it came from Goodwill. Plus - Miley Cyrus wants to divorce her family?!?! Maybe she doesn't want mulleted kids. It makes sense.

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Randamity: A couple Gossip Girl Updates
Tue, 02 Dec 2008 14:22:32 -0800 by CWArkansas

http://cwarkansas.co mI have some good news and some bad news for Gossip Girl fans - unfortunately, you don't get to pick which you get first because I already taped it. HA!Tom Cruise takes over Amazon.com, Robert Pattinson might be trying to move in on Joe Jonas' girlfriend, and Mary-Kate Olsen might be PREGNANT. Which means gaining weight, so that would NEVER happen. She's probably just bloated.On my blog at cwarkansas.com: My review of Circus, Britney Spears' new album!

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Randamity: Happy December!
Mon, 01 Dec 2008 14:39:44 -0800 by CWArkansas

http://cwarkansas.co mHappy Holidays! I think we can all agree they're official now. And imminent. And a lot of other stuff. ANYWHO, some dork figured up how much all of the presents in the 12 days of christmas would cost in 2008, and guess what! It's more. More than what? More than everything. In the world. Ever. Just like everything else. FINANCIAL CRISIS PANIC PANIC PANIC SOB OMGOMGOMG........oka y, I'm good.MY FAVORITE STORY OF THE YEAR - Gay penguins are stealing the straight penguins eggs. Prop 8 THAT, California! HA!Yahoo releases its top 10 searches of 2008, Heidi and Spencer's marriage was a big fat fake (just like them!) and Mariah Carey - the Musical. NO THANK YOU. Plus - Michael Phelps' new girlfriend looks like he bought her somewhere overseas. Bye now!

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Randamity: Get it while it's hot
Wed, 26 Nov 2008 12:28:09 -0800 by CWArkansas

http://cwarkansas.co mOkay, I'm not doing a video tomorrow, so this is gonna have to suffice for all of you greedy children. Have a very Happy Thanksgiving and I'll see you guys maybe friday, but more probably monday.TURKEY!!!!

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Randamity: END OF THE WORLD!
Tue, 25 Nov 2008 14:11:12 -0800 by CWArkansas

http://cwarkansas.co mSTOCK UP ON YOUR NON PERISHABLE FOOD AND BOTTLED WATER! Go buy as much bread, milk, and eggs as you can get! (because apparently, french toast is a really good apocalypse food) HEIDI AND SPENCER ARE MARRIED. The evil forces have combined and now the earth will suffer.In other news, a dude is suing McDonalds because he left his phone there and some how (magic!) naked pictures of his wife ended up online. Weird how that works.Plus, Britney Spears wants to remind you that she's skinny now, Amy Winehouse is back in the hospital, and Mischa Barton is still SUPER boring.

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