Well, there’s the conspiracy that Tom stole my twinkie last night. I think he gave part of it to Mike to help cover it up, but I have no proof.

Christian alien yetis have frozen Elvis and whisked him off to a planet of atheist Kennedy-killing creatures who will force him to entertain the cryogenically frozen head of Walt Disney, with a backup troupe of muslims and a Jewish dance group.

well, I know a girl who says the government is controlling her with frequency waves

Not that I could get her to explain what a frequency wave is

Adrenalchrome, David Icke’s Reptilian Aliens, the Disclosure Project, Gary McKinnon, The Permanent Instructions of the Alta Vendita, the Communist subversion of the Catholic Church, the Georgia Guidestones, the 13 Illuminati bloodlines, the deliberate dumbing down of america, vaccines, multiple personality disorders vis a vis Cathy OBrian… Oh check out the Franklin Coverup that’s messed up man… I could go on and on and on, actually the weirdest one is from Michael Tsarion, his stuff is really far out. Fritz Springmeier is good too (I once paid $300 for one of his ultra rare books).

Of course the only conspiracy that matters is super well documented here:
http://www.mostholyfamilymonastery.com